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hi im celina and i reblog things that i think are funny but most people probably dont

ceruleanlunacy:

kristophen:

girls with eyes :)

girls with no eyes )

http://scootlivesscootdies.tumblr.com/post/63726976149/girls-with-eyes

sexynemo:

I lose followers the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

http://www.perla.xyz/post/90201108365/i-lose-followers-the-way-you-fall-asleep-slowly

quietcharms:

whoa! i totally did a double-take

https://www.behance.net/gallery/12200469/SECTION

drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

http://auxiliaryanimorphs.tumblr.com/post/52012693732/a-message-to-everyone-whos-ever-sent-me-anon

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

http://darecrow.tumblr.com/post/93365555249/imagine-being-pregnant-in-new-york-and-your
http://reservoirdogs1992.tumblr.com/post/83875409773

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

http://luaren.tumblr.com/post/78044145520/every-girl-in-the-universe-regardless-of-ethnic

hate:

i’m like 102% tired

http://hate.tumblr.com/post/74948533277/im-like-102-tired
http://suckmy-funnyahs-dick.tumblr.com

sarahdragon:

One of the best moments.

http://bartonfinks.tumblr.com/post/87443057162

plasticbagvevo:

me and my friend:

image

you and your friend:

image

http://plasticbag.tk/post/77642804002/me-and-my-friend-you-and-your-friend

netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

http://www.netlfix.info/post/71165777381/whats-et-short-for

baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

http://baracknobama.tumblr.com/post/53505398320/cardio-more-like-cardino

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

http://rabioheab.tumblr.com/post/44659192912/want-to-get-out-of-having-to-do-your-homework-try

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

http://sharpayevons.tumblr.com/post/90707441892/at-least-you-love-me-i-say-to-my-pet-as-i-hold