Blow gently on your screen
we lit the internal organs of 24 people on fire. what happens next is heartwarming
this didn’t happen in the books
ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)
these people cant be real
A conversation with a seven year old.
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
LOOK AT THIS CAT
SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.
i need a 6 month vacation twice a year