whats a ghost’s favorite dance?
living up to your username, I see
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
beer is my second language
beers a liquid, not a languagelmao I went to harvard law and majored in beerology I think I know what I’m talking about nerd
please stop sending me chain mail, it is 2013 and i have absolutely no need for this magnificently crafted armour
I FOUND MY OLD YAHOO ANSWERS ACCOUNT HELP
im having an out of body experience
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
I BLAME TUMBLR FOR THIS WONDERFUL SHIT
EDGAR ALLEN HO
REBLOGGING FOR EDGAR ALLEN HO
We do have our own nicknames.